i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
Sofia Vergara on women.
hello yes can I have 6 quarts of bb tiger
The kitten is in a “puppy” cup.
Yes. A&W I would like a cup of your root beer and please put some extra bunny rabbit on top.
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place
I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS SMILING MY FUCKING HEART
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh