Awesomeness!

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

scarletboudreaux:

ezizzy:

So this is awesome. If I could, this is what I would do all day for a living.

ohhh i can dream

deanwinchestears:

the-moogle-of-your-nightmares:

villains who switch sides due to personal convictions and not because they fell in love with a hero

villains who fall in love with a hero but refuse to switch sides due to personal convictions

villains who have feelings for heroes but aren’t willing to just ditch their life and everything they’ve worked for

sympathetic villains with goals and motivations other than heroic bonkybits

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

The most motivating thing at my house is the best internet connection is on the excersize bike

chestiel:

Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)

tonistarkofwinterfell:

The little boy next door is having a birthday party and all I can hear is children screaming.

Like

Is this really necessary??

Are you being brutally murdered??

Why do you shriek to show your enjoyment?!?!?

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…